OKI ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

Taking the soap box here for a few minutes..I've just about had enough of these darn spam emails that promise to increase my penis in size...

I'm really starting to feel like I'm missing something important here. Do men actually fall for that crap of going from average size to well endowed????? come on really. I suppose now with all the women getting breast implants, the companies were not making any money with breast enlarging cream anymore, so they've opted to focus on the male appendage instead.

Every day, when I check my emails, I have two or three such emails..they should go in my junk mail, but of course for some reason they make it through...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

First of all how can I even consider purchasing any of these so called male enhancing stuff if I don't even have a male in my life..

Maybe I should still purchase some and give them away at Xmas to my sons.. that's a sure way of making sure the daughters in law like their mother in law.. roflmao...oh! I'm terrible, but I love it...*giggles* I truly should give them a joke gift this xmas.. *thinking here*

I suppose my turn on the soapbox ends up being a creative one... he he he!!!!

Well it's another rainy Monday up here in eastern Ontario and guess what it's suppose to rain, today, tomorrow, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday....imagine that..

Quack Quack...or should I say AFLAC...

:P

AWWWW!!!! ANOTHER WET WEEKEND

ARIANNE 1 YR OLD. *GRANDDAUGHTER*

IT'S FINALLY SUMMER IN CANADA, WITH IT COMES THUNDER STORMS GALORE AND INCREDIBLE DOWNPOURS..OH! BUT THE SMELL OF FRESH FALLEN RAIN IS SO ENJOYABLE, MAKES ME WANT TO GET NAKED AND GO DANCE IN THE RAIN!!! LOL OH! DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD...

A FRIEND OF MINE SUGGESTED THAT MAYBE I SHOULD PUT MY PROFILE ON A DATING SITE..HMMMMM NOT SURE IT'S THE BEST OF IDEAS..I'VE HAD A FEW EXPERIENCE WITH FREAKEN WEIRD AND BIZARRE PEOPLE ON 360 AND I'M A LITTLE RETICENT..HECK FORGET THE LITTLE, I AM BIG TIME SKEPTICAL..

WE DID NONETHELESS MANAGE TO GET IN THE SITE AND WE SAT AND READ PROFILES FOR A FEW HOURS...HOLY CRAP THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE....SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY IS LOOKING FOR THE SAME WOMAN, WHOMEVER SHE IS, SHE'S A WELL SOTH AFTER... HERE A JUST A FEW EXAMPLES OF WHAT MOST MEN ARE LOOKING FOR:

I'm not looking for someone to keep up with me, just someone to be beside me.

WOW HE MUST BE RUNNING ON ENERGIZER BATTERIES...HOW CAN SHE BE BESIDE HIM IF SHE'S TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH HIM????

I live my life outside and would like someone who feels the same way

HEY! BUD IT GETS PRETTY COLD IN WINTER :p

I am looking for my funny girl...humor is a must...!!!!!Country living with horses and sheep. I grow all the organic way

DOES THAT MEAN THAT LOVE ALSO GROWS ORGANICALLY..I SUPPOSE WHEN YOU'RE 24 INCHES DEEP IN SHIT.. THERE HAS TO BE SOME KIND OF HUMOUR THAT TAKES OVER

I'm am sincere,funloving,affectionate,romantic,laidback kind of guy looking for miss right to share my life with

IF ANYONE SEES MISS RIGHT, CAN YOU PLEASE LET HER KNOW THIS GUY IS LOOKING FOR HER.. I WONDER IF SHE WAS ONE OF HIS HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER!!!

am looking for a happy, fun loving, confident, easy going, mature, classy, well endowed lady

HMMM I GUESS HE'S A BREAST MAN!!!!! SMALL BREASTED WOMEN NEED NOT APPLY

I am a french canadian looking for a good friend. I should say a very good friend

OH!!! I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HIS IDEA OF A GOOD FRIEND IS...LIKE MAYBE A FRIEND WITH BENEFITS.. WAS HE WINKING WHEN HE WROTE THIS LMAO...

I'm looking forward to meeting that special lady that will turn my world upside down

I SUPPOSE HE'S NOT LIVED THROUGH A BAD DIVORCE LOL

OK I'M GOING TO STOP IT'S NOT NICE TO MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE..YOU'D THINK I SHOULD KNOW BETTER. I DO, BUT HEY ONE HAS TO LET HER HAIR DOWN ONCE IN A WHILE...IT'S A QUESTION OF SURVIVAL..

I DON'T THINK I'M QUITE READY TO VENTURE ON THEM SITES.. LOL I SHOULD POST A PROFIL TITLED *MS RIGHT!!! THE LADY ALL YOU MEN HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR* THAT WOULD BE SO BAD.. I REALLY WON'T DO IT...

BIOLOGICAL VS NATURAL

AS MANY OF YOU KNOW I LOST MY ELDEST DAUGHTER TO ADOPTION BACK IN 74. WE'VE NOW BEEN REUNITED SINCE 2001. THIS EVENING I'LL BE STEPPING INTO HER WORLD, HER ADOPTIVE SISTER IS HOSTING A DINNER PARTY IN THEIR HONOR, AND OF COURSE I'LL BE INTRODUCED AROUND, BY HER *ADOPTIVE* FAMILY. I HOPE YOU REALIZE THAT I AM DOING ON PURPOSE TO PUT THE EMPHASIS ON *ADOPTIVE*

I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH THIS, ALTHOUGH HATING TO BE THE CENTRE OF ATTENTION IT DOES CAUSE ME SOME ANXIETIES. I'VE PINPOINTED THE REASONS FOR THIS ANXIETY, IT LIES IN ONE WORD *BIOLOGICAL*.

FOR SOME REASON, I HATE THAT WORD, IT SOUNDS SO SCIENTIFIC AND COLD. WHEN I INTRODUCE MYSELF TO PEOPLE IN HER REALM I USE THE WORD *NATURAL*, FOR ME THIS WORD SOUNDS SO MUCH LESS COLD. HER ADOPTIVE MOTHER AND SISTER SEEM TO GET A SATISFYING SMUGNESS WHEN THEY SAY THE WORD *BIOLOGICAL* AND IT'S PROBABLY WHY I GRINGE EVERY TIME THEY SAY IT.

SINCE LAST EVENING I'VE BEEN DEBATING HOW DO I GET AROUND THIS DILEMNA? I DON'T WANT TO INSULT THEM, BUT HOW WOULD THEY LIKE IT IF I INTRODUCED THEM BY *THIS IS MARIE CLAUDE'S ADOPTIVE FAMILY, ALL THE TIME. *SIGH* AM I MAKING TOO MUCH OUT OF THIS? DO I SIMPLY IGNORE IT? IT'S PRETTY DAMN HARD TO IGNORE. TO ME, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE KIND OF EMOTIONS IT STIRS WITHIN ME.

SO I'VE THOUGHT OF THE FOLLOWINGS:

I DON'T GIVE THEM THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO THE INTRODUCTION, I INTRODUCE MYSELF BEFORE THEY ARE ABLE TO. THIS TO ME, SOUNDS LIKE AN AGGRESSIVE WAY OF DOING IT, LOL,

OR DO I SIMPLY IGNORE IT, AND ENJOY MY EVENING, IT IS AFTER ALL MARIE AND PHIL'S EVENING...I KNOW I'LL GET THROUGH IT AND TRY TO BE AS UNDERSTANDING AS POSSIBLE OF HER ADOPTIVE MOM!!! SHE'S FELT THREATENED BY ME SINCE THE BEGINNING OF OUR REUNION. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY, I'VE TOLD HER, FROM THE START, THAT I WAS NOT TAKING ANYTHING AWAY FROM HER, HECK I GAVE HER THE MOST PRECIOUS GIFT ANY HUMAN BEING CAN EVER GIVE, MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD.

I STILL BELIEVE IT IS UNATURAL FOR MOTHER AND CHILD TO BE SEPARATED, NEITHER OF THEM EVER HEAL FROM THIS PRIMAL WOUND. BUT THEN THIS IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT BLOG.

PEOPLE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW POWERFUL WORDS REALLY ARE, I FIND THAT THE WORD *BIOLOGICAL* SERVES TO MINIMIZE THE IMPORTANCE OF ME BEING IN MY DAUGHTER'S LIFE. IT IS A WORD THAT REMOVES ANY EMOTIONS FROM THE SITUATION. IT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE SHE WAS CREATED IN A LABORATORY.

I KNOW I AM OVER ANALYZING THIS TOO MUCH!!!! REMOVE THE DANG ENERGIZER BATTERIES FROM MY BACK PLEASE SOMEONE............

THE WOES OF TEENAGE STUPIDITY

IT'S FINALLY FRIDAY, MY WEEK AS BEEN BASICALLY FOCUSED ON WORK, WORK AND MORE WORK. I WANT TO SHARE A STORY, IT IS PARTLY FUNNY BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT IS NOT.

I HAD A CONVERSATION WITH THE NIECE (18) OF MY EX HUSBAND SISTER THIS WEEK. SHE'S JUST GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL AND IS READY TO HEAD OFF TO COLLEGE. SHE'S A NICE KID, SHE'S SMART AND SASSY. FOR HER GRADUATION GIFT, HER PARENTS GAVE HER A CAR. SO REMEMBER THAT'S SHE'S HAD THIS CAR FOR BARELY 3 WEEKS NOW.

ANYWAYS, LAST WEEKEND, A BUNCH OF HER GIRLFRIENDS AND HER, DECIDED THEY WERE GONNA *EGG* THE HOUSE OF A GIRL IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO HAS BEEN CAUSING THEM PROBLEMS SINCE THEY WERE IN GRADE 9. SO THEY ALL STOLE EGGS FROM THEIR RESPECTIVE HOMES AND HEADED OUT TO THE GIRL THEIR NEMESIS' PARENTS' HOME.

IT SIMPLY AMAZES ME HOW FLIGHTY TEENAGERS CAN BE.. LIVE FOR THE MOMENT AND PROSPER. TO MAKE A STORY SHORT, THE GIRL, THEIR NEMESIS, HAPPENED TO BE IN HER BEDROOM WINDOW WHEN THE FIRST EGG HIT THE HOUSE, OF COURSE SHE IDENTIFIED STEPHANIE'S NEW CAR.. LOL AND THE GIRLS PARENTS CALLED STEPHANIE'S PARENTS. YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW THE REST UNFOLDED.

SHE'S GROUNDED FOR THE WHOLE SUMMER, SHE LOST HER CAR, HER CELL PHONE AND THE PRIVILEGE OF USING THE INTERNET...SHE'S VERY VERY FRUSTRATED. TO MAKE MATTERS WORST THE GRADUATING CLASS WAS HOSTING A GRADUATING PARTY ON MONDAY AND SHE CAN'T GO. BEING A NORMAL TEENAGER, HER WORLD HAS JUST ENDED.

SHE UNDERSTANDS THAT WHAT SHE DID WAS UNACCEPTABLE, BUT FEELS THAT THE PUNISHMENT DOES NOT FIT THE CRIME. I EXPLAINED THAT HER PARENTS ARE PROBABLY VERY DISAPPOINTED IN HER AND ARE REACTING TO IT.

MY ONLY ADVISE TO HER WAS *SQUEEZE YOUR TUSH GIRL AND LET YOUR PARENTS KNOW THAT YOU UNDERSTAND AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTION* BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR AND HOPE THAT IN A WEEK OR TWO THINGS WILL CALM DOWN AND HER PARENTS WILL RECONSIDER THE SEVERITY OF THEIR PUNISHMENT.

I HOPE IT'S A LIFE LESSON THAT SHE WILL LEARN AND ASSIMILATE. LUCKILY, NO COPS WERE INVOLVED.. THIS CERTAINLY MAKES ME GLAD THAT MY KIDS ARE ALL ADULTS AND OUT OF THIS REBELLIOUS STAGES OF THEIR LIFE.

AS AN AUNT, I CAN SIT BACK AND GIGGLE AT THE SITUATION, OF COURSE NOT IN FRONT OF MY NIECE.

HAVE A AMAZING WEEKEND!!!!

Sunday in June

The above pic contains 3 of my male offsprings, the kid in the suit is their cousins...this was taken at Sophie's wedding in January of this year.

Another beautiful June morning is in the making. It’s so amazing to be able to leave the windows open after the long cold winter. I’m getting acquainted with this new blogging site and wondering how it will unfold. I suppose it’s the normal things to be doing when faced with a new, unknown situation.

One thing that has me giggling is that instead of friends list it’s a followers list, isn’t this a little cultish????

Anywho, let’s see what has touched my world last week.

Downstairs’ tenant, bitching because she doesn’t have enough room to manoeuvre her new van in the parking lot. She use to have a small car, traded it in for a mini van and has difficulties parking it…she has the nerve to come and tell me that if I park my car at a certain place, she might hit it..My rhetorical question is ‘’ why must I pay because you decided to get a bigger vehicle?’’ She expects me to park my car under a huge tree, that tree has all kinds of shit falling off of, including bird poop…My thoughts to her were, if you hit my car darling, it will cost you!!!! So don’t make threats. Worst part is that she is one of my co worker, so I’m being civil, otherwise I would tell her to go fly a kite..

Nail polish is caca, there are chemical compounds in them that are very bad for your health and with sandal season upon us it’s the craze:

ACETONE: MAY CAUSE NERVOUS SYSTEM DEPRESSION
ETHYL METHATCRYLATE: LINKED TO EYE, SKIN AND RESPIRATORY TRACT IRRIATION
BENZENE: HAS BEEN ASSOCIATED WITH AN INCREASE RISK FOR DEVELOPING AML LEUKEMIA
FORMALIN: (SINCE REMOVED BY MANY INTERNATIONAL BRANDS – MAY CAUSE ASTHMA-LIKE RESPIRATORY PROBLEMS AND CANCER IN HIGH OR PROLONG USAGE.
TOLUENE: (SINCE REMOVED BY MANY INTERNATIONAL BRANDS) –A SOLVENT WITH THE POTENTIAL TO CAUSE DIZZINESS, HEADACHES, LIVER AND KIDNEY DAMAGE.

DIBUTYL PHTHALATE: (SINCE REMOVED BY MANY INTERNATIONAL BRANDS – LINKED TO EYE AND UPPER RESPIRATORY SYSTEM IRRITATION AND MAY BE TOXIC TO THE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM
METHYLENE CHLORIDE: BREATHING IN LARGE AMOUNTS CAN CAUSE FEELING OF UNSTEADINESS, DIZZINESS, NAUSEA. SKIN CONTACT WITH METHYLENE CHLORIDE CAUSES BURNING AND REDNESS

Now this is pretty scary if you ask me. I personally hardly use nail polish, I sometimes apply it to my toe nails during the summer, Running to take it off now. I know that this applies to extreme cases and I cannot imagine how these affect manicurists who spend their days working with these products…

Yesterday, I watched a movie on TV ‘’Mother’s Boys’’ starring Jamie Lee Curtis and Peter Gallagher, it was quite the thriller, a little far fetched but it was good entertainment for a Saturday night.

With this all said and done, I will plough ahead and enjoy my Sunday, cause tomorrow is Monday, yet again…

Made it here

Hello fellow bloggers

Well I followed Jae's path to the site and I have to agree with her, it seems to have possibilities. I am not going to write a long blog right now cause I have to go make the planet spin some. I will be back after a day of planet spinning with thoughts, musings and probably more in depth sharing.

you all have yourselves a great day

thank Jae for the recommendation

happy Friday!!!!