Monday, June 29, 2009

OKI ENOUGH IS ENOUGH


Taking the soap box here for a few minutes..I've just about had enough of these darn spam emails that promise to increase my penis in size...


I'm really starting to feel like I'm missing something important here. Do men actually fall for that crap of going from average size to well endowed????? come on really. I suppose now with all the women getting breast implants, the companies were not making any money with breast enlarging cream anymore, so they've opted to focus on the male appendage instead.


Every day, when I check my emails, I have two or three such emails..they should go in my junk mail, but of course for some reason they make it through...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


First of all how can I even consider purchasing any of these so called male enhancing stuff if I don't even have a male in my life..


Maybe I should still purchase some and give them away at Xmas to my sons.. that's a sure way of making sure the daughters in law like their mother in law.. roflmao...oh! I'm terrible, but I love it...*giggles* I truly should give them a joke gift this xmas.. *thinking here*


I suppose my turn on the soapbox ends up being a creative one... he he he!!!!


Well it's another rainy Monday up here in eastern Ontario and guess what it's suppose to rain, today, tomorrow, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday....imagine that..


Quack Quack...or should I say AFLAC...


:P

3 comments:

  1. Siiiiiingin' in he rain.....just siiiiiingin' in the rain.....

    um yeah i feel ya! I actually was contemplating buying a canoe yesterday. **snickers**

    LOL Male enhancement. w/e peoples! Fine I'll be quite honest then.

    My EX husband is a very well endowed man. More than my current husband. Now based on these advertisements *I* should be busting in my ex husband's door for want of *it*.

    but guess what?! I'M NOT! why? because *it* is attached to the biggest ASSHOLE creation gifted upon this earth! that's why!

    I'll take the average guy I got over some over sexed, overly horny, self consious mega prick anyday!

    :) just saying

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  2. LOL, I hear ya!!!!! it was so weird cause it was pouring rain last evening and the fireworks were going in full swing..

    As for the attachment of your ex.. it is said that the penis is the root of a big vegetable.. :P my bad..

    Time to get back to reality..of work..I have a busy few days ahead..getting ready for the wedding on Saturday. that too shall pass..

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